Sex at the cinema? Today's young people know where to have fun! Can’t they just watch movies? Adventurous people always thrive on thrills. While some conservative folks may have thoughts like, "How can you have sex in public?! It's immoral."
But I think there are still many people who will silently shout in their hearts: "Stop the nonsense! Tell me now!" I believe that for these people, sex life is full of fun.
Instead of getting a hotel room after watching a movie, it is better to do something in the cinema, fresh and exciting, simple and direct. However, with other audiences in the cinema, the narrow space, and the infrared cameras, how can you "act" naturally?
1. Preparation
①Be on the same page
At first, you and your partner should have one goal: We are going to have sex today in the cinema! If you just follow your heart, do it without preparation. You're probably getting caught.
②Choose the movie wisely
The movie that you and your partner choose to have fun with, should be something interesting. If the movie is dull and boring, the audience will not be focused on the movie itself. Instead, they might look around and notice you!
Fun fact, it is better to choose a movie that is close to its end date. This way, there won't be too many people watching the movie.
It's best to be a blockbuster shootout or action movie. With the sound of gunfire and fighting, it's hard to hear your movements no matter how loud they are. If it's a love movie, then I wouldn't dare to move in the quiet atmosphere.
③Choose a seat
Even a beginner knows that you need to sit in the back row if you want to have some "big movement".
Online booking is quite common right now. Before the ticket office closes the sale for the movie, browse to see if the back seat is empty. If it is empty, buy the ticket and then pack your staff to the movie theatre. If the back seat is not empty, today might not be your lucky day. Try to find another movie or time.
If you don't plan to do the actual sex, and just want to do some hand job, the second-row seats are your best choice. On one hand, the second-row seats are mostly empty when there are not many audiences. People sitting in the back won't see your actions.
Why not choose the front row? I believe you don't want to be disturbed by the people that go to the washroom as well.
④Bring your kit
Put your dress on and leave the panty at home! Bring a long jacket to cover your movement. Remember to bring a condom with you to collect the semen. Take a lot of tissue and wet wipes with you to clean up.
2. The sex part
①Time point
Be patient! Don't rush until the best time point. Wait until the climax. For an action movie, there will be a long period of time consisting of gunfights and car races. Let the fight in the movie cover your movement!
②How to do it?
At first, foreplay is a must! Touch each other with your fingers. When both of you are turned on, you can move on to the next stage. Put the condom on and get ready for the big move!
Position one: Put the coat to cover the lady's body
Use the back cowboy position. Let the lady sit on the top and put her hand on the front seat's back. (Make sure there's no one in the front seat) Let the men move. Make sure the lady keeps her body still to pretend that you are watching the movie.
It looks like you are watching the movie on your own. Even though this position is a huge test for the gentleman, it is worth the thrill.
Position two: Cover the gentlemen's upper body
Use the traditional position, and let the lady sit on the seat. The position looks like a huge bunch of clothes that are shaking. But, with your face covered, nobody knows who you are.
3. Clean up
Put the used condom and the packages into a small garbage bag. Clean up your body with wet wipes and tissues.
It sounds like a troublesome process but thrilling of course!